“It’s fine Iffy, we’ll be back for dinner.”
She’d believe that when she saw it. In all of her years in this proverbial petting zoo, she’d never once seen anyone arrive on time. It had become somewhat of a running joke in recent years, that it was her cooking that scared people off and not their misfortune in being priorly engaged. She knew better than to accept a Turk’s word at face value, they were honourable certainly, and more trustworthy than most, but their punctuality? Not so much. Frowning, the Cetra stepped forwards, ghosting past the suited man to glance none too surreptitiously at the curvature of his backside.
Veld tensed, the corners of his mouth fighting back a twitch of amusement as he tried to find sense in the apparently non-sensical action. The Ancients had always been strange, he’d come to learn, but perhaps the strangest of them all had been Ifalna Faremis. “I’m only taking Valentine to Nibelheim, Iff, you don’t need to commit my arse to memory just yet.” Across the room Vincent masked a sudden bark of laughter with a cough, his eyebrow cocking ever so slightly as he stared pointedly at his partner.
“Oh hush up you. I’m checking to see if your pants are on fire.” The brunette remarked with surprising seriousness, her hand neatly nudging at the Turk’s hip until he turned around and gave her a full 360 confirmation that he hadn’t spontaneously combusted just yet. Maybe fire proof trousers were a new uniform requirement, because she was almost positive that the man before her was lying through his pearly white teeth. He was only doing this, or only doing that. If anything it was the use of that four letter word that seemed to disconcert her more!
“It’ll be straight forward Miss Ifalna, don’t worry. I’ll bring his flaming derriere home in one piece.” Vincent was talking now, his words causing the Cetra’s gaze to drift slowly towards him and soften ever so slightly. Was that supposed to be comforting? She may not have been entirely keen to admit it, but she was surprisingly fond of her misfit family and wasn’t entirely thrilled with the idea of them getting shot, maimed or… dismembered before dinner. Rubbing the bridge of her nose frustratedly, the woman made no sound as Verudo ghosted past her, one of his aged eyes closing in an almost flirtatious wink.
“Maybe not entirely one piece, kid. I could still do with some proper TLC.” Vincent laughed again, this time making no attempt to contain his amusement as his hand rather brazenly smacked at the elder Turk’s rump to speed him on his way and out of the Ancient’s company.
“Mhm. I’m sure I’ll find a way to rough your arse up old man.”
“You know…instead of watching you could help us.” Soft yet firm, the demanding voice of the brown haired Cetra cut over the sound of boiling water, her hand poised entirely un-intimidatingly on her hip as she watched the Turk. How he managed it, she’d never know, but in his own home, never once had Ifalna seen him cook. It had always been Vincent or her behind the stove, slaving away to make some kind of masterpiece for them all to share. He didn’t even do the dishes, which was in itself, an affront to the unwritten culinary code amongst friends.
“You seem to be managing perfectly well on your own. Too many cooks and all that.” Knowingly the eldest of the three smirked, genuinely contented with his backseat cooking. From this careful vantage point he could watch his family work together for their grand and elaborate Sunday roast, and all without ever having to lift a finger. It was bliss, in perhaps the most uncharismatic way. Even Ifalna’s menacing ladle wave did little to spoil the unparalleled sense of devotion he had towards his companions.
“It’s safer not to let him get involved if you value your kitchen and unsinged nasal hairs.” Vincent remarked knowingly. Already he had visions of burning appliances and a scorched leg of lamb. Really, Veld had a better command of explosives and all things flammable than any of them, yet somehow he’d still managed to cremate the last thing he’d cooked. Iffy swore he’d done it on purpose to avoid ever being asked again, and even Valentine was inclined to agree. He’d always been more of a supervisor anyway, so the watchful eye was welcomed, even if only by the ebony haired Turk.
“I’m not above beating you with this ladle you know.” Iffy threatened with a poke of her tongue, a stifled snicker from Vincent not really doing much for her facade of sternness. Nor so, did the pair of concerned eyes suddenly gazing up at her from behind the counter. A quiet tug from Miss Felicia to her father’s leg had her lib wobbling, and that expression alone melted any shred of conviction the Cetra had.
“Oh no sweetie, no! I’m not going to beat your father. That’s Vincent’s job. It’s okay.” Setting down the improvised weapon, the kind hearted woman shrugged off her apron to make it towards the small girl, her knees crunching as she bent down to her height and offered a reassuring smile instead. “How about we go and play with some bubbles instead, so your daddy and Vincent can finish in here, hmm?” She suggested hopefully, a small sigh of relief parting her lips as she scooped up the future Elfe, and held her lovingly on one hip.
“Vincent, you’re in charge. Make him do something to help at least.” Iffy pleaded with a frown as she disappeared from sight, taking her tiny charge with her away from the joys of fire and sharp cooking implements.
“Did you hear that Velly, you have to do something to help me?” Valentine grinned.
“I thought you knew how this deal worked, kid. I just work up your appetite and sit here looking pretty.” The old Turk chuckled, his eye closing in a carefully constructed wink as he glanced appraisingly at his young partner.
Ah to be a family again.